Elden Ring is stuffed with laborious bosses, esoteric secrets and techniques, and bizarre exploits, however the present high information on the sport’s Steam web page isn’t about any of that. It’s about ft. The fleshy pads are available in all totally different sizes and styles, and Elden Ring, just like the Souls video games earlier than it, is stuffed with them. So after all somebody determined to doc every pair, and now Steam customers can’t get sufficient of them.
“The Many Toes of The Lands Between,” reads the title of the present hottest information. The gathering, curated by Steam consumer Mister B, has over 70 entries, from Fia’s lengthy slim tootsies to the Mad Pumpkin Head’s gnarly arches. There are zero descriptions; it’s all simply names and pictures, and it retains getting up to date with new content material. The information has an ideal 5 out of 5 stars and over 500 scores. Some commenters are appalled. Others applaud the dedication to a longstanding Darkish Souls meme about collection creator Hidetaka Miyazaki having a foot fetish.
Take into account the Demi-Human Queen’s ft, which look extra like large palms. Or the Marionette Soldier’s ft, which appear like damaged hair combs. Which of them are your favourite? I’m keen on the Omen’s. The ogre-like creatures are huge however fast, and their ft appear like two stacked on high of one another.
“It’s a online game ffs,” reads one remark. “Thanks! It will certainly be useful in future playthroughs!” reads one other. “Truely a Miyazaki accepted information,” wrote a 3rd particular person.
However the record is way from full, and gamers have taken subject with a number of the notable absences. One of the obtrusive is Blaidd, the fan-favorite half-wolf NPC operating round within the Mistwood Ruins. Gamers wish to know: The place are his bushy wigglies? Godrick the Grafted can be MIA. (Mister B says it’s as a result of each of them put on sneakers.) Which ft had been the toughest to seize? Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy. Mister B needed to stand within the lava pit to get shut sufficient for the cash shot.
Mister B didn’t instantly reply to a request for remark.
It’s unclear when precisely the foot fetish meme took maintain within the Souls group, however there have been an inordinate variety of rendered ft within the sport courting again to the unique Demon’s Souls in 2009. Toes are frequent sufficient in on a regular basis life, however a lot rarer in video video games the place builders usually settle for easy coverings fairly than rendering the detailed appendages. However the Souls collection are not any atypical video games, and, as confirmed as soon as once more by Steam’s present trending footstiary, Elden Ring followers are not any atypical players.
“NOTE: Some ft could also be lacking, if this makes you mad or unhappy (or each) tell us and we’ll ship out our skilled Pot-ographer to take an image,” Mister B writes within the information. Effectively Tarnished, what are you ready for?
