I had the knives sharpened, prepared to cut Ryan’s Rescue Squad into tiny little items. It was going to be my revenge for subjecting me to years of Youtube hell. Of all of the ‘web personalities’ that my two daughters find yourself watching, Ryan is undoubtedly the worst. It’s advert-filled rubbish and – someway – the dad and mom within the movies are infinitely extra irritating than Ryan himself. I’m shuddering simply fascinated with them.
However I can’t flip the knife. I can’t rip into Ryan’s Rescue Squad, as a result of it’s top-of-the-line platformers on Xbox for youthful gamers, and I’ve to really advocate it. Outright Video games, you’re killing me right here.

Following the tiresome Race With Ryan, Outright Video games have chosen to maintain it easy with Ryan’s Rescue Squad. This can be a moderately straight 2D platformer, the place the one quirk is that it may be performed cooperatively. It’s received the simplicity of a Mario recreation, with the marshmallow-like consistency of a Kirby recreation, and – whereas it clearly doesn’t attain the heights of these two masters of the style – it appears to have been taking the proper notes from them.
Your younger ones might be happy to know that controls are easy. It’s a easy case of a bounce and double-jump, with a sort of rush-attack that knocks away enemies and breaks blocks. As the degrees progress, Ryan features just a few different talents, however they’re unlocked at a leisurely tempo in order that they by no means fairly overwhelm. My seven-year outdated had no downside with mastering all of them, and I believe she would have been effective when she was six years outdated. Youthful than that may be a attain, which does elevate a few questions, as I’d suspect that Ryan’s viewers is across the 4 or five-year outdated demographic.
The controls aren’t fully foolproof, however most children gained’t discover. The frenzy-attack, for causes we are able to’t surmise, appears to have a cooldown after you first use it, leaving you open to assault. And a Puzzle-Bobble-style assault that you simply unlock afterward is slippery and complicated for youthful gamers. When it’s a must to fireplace off the aspect of a ledge, it will probably usually have you ever tumbling down instantly afterwards.

You may choose from Ryan, Combo Panda, Alpha Lexa, or Gus the Gummy Gator as you purpose to defeat the evil Darkish Titan, Robo Combo, and Packrat. Hopefully that sentence will imply extra to you than it did me. We squinted and imagined that Darkish Titan was Dr. Robotnik, as he acts just about identically, stealing creatures and stuffing them in metallic eggs, earlier than zooming off in spaceships to develop into the end-of-world bosses.
There are 4 worlds right here – grassy, ocean, prehistoric and house – and they’re much greater than easy reskins. Commendably, Ryan’s Rescue Squad opts for overhauls of the sport with each world, with the power to experience on Shelldon the T-Rex within the prehistoric world, and to zip round on a flying saucer with Moe within the house ranges. Enemies, obstacles and talents are launched with every, making them really feel distinct and maintain you in your toes.
The degrees aren’t going to win any awards for invention, however they do a job. For the dad and mom, there are an enormous variety of collectibles, together with eggs, cash and solar stars, so co-op turns into extra attention-grabbing as you hunt for hidden objects whereas your youngsters fumble by means of. Blue sun-stars, very similar to the crimson cash in Mario video games, might be triggered to create a sequence of sun-stars to gather inside a time restrict. And infrequently, some platform cliches are referred to as upon, with rising lava, rolling boulder and travelling boat ranges all current and proper. But it surely’s good to have them, as they be sure that no degree feels the identical as one other.

Full the degrees and you’re confronted by Darkish Titan, Robo Combo, or Packrat. Whereas these are easy, they’re repeated: you’ll have to get used to spaceships flying left-to-right, dropping bombs under. They’re additionally pilfered instantly from Sonic. At the least they solely take three hits earlier than they’re out of there. Extra attention-grabbing are minigame ranges, which process you with amassing cash towards a time restrict, all whereas platforms fall away. There’s no actual failure right here, so it’s much less panicked than you’d assume.
There are 5 ranges, a minigame and a boss per world, which is on the low-ish aspect for the £34.99 value. We rattled by means of Ryan’s Rescue Squad in round three hours, however there’s the impetus to return for collectibles and achievements. Your youngsters’s want to replay ranges might be an element right here: if they’re the sort to dump a recreation after it’s completed, we’d say that leaves a hefty query mark on Ryan’s Rescue Squad.
In any other case, in the present day’s phrase is ‘Strong’. Ryan’s Rescue Squad is a remarkably stable, well-made and assured little platformer, and you may really feel reassurance that there are not any bugs, no infuriations, that can upend the expertise for a youthful participant. It’s tight as a drum, and far much less irritating. And irritation-free is one thing we by no means thought we’d say about flipping Ryan.
You should buy Ryan’s Rescue Squad from the Xbox Retailer for Xbox One and Xbox Sequence X|S
I had the knives sharpened, prepared to cut Ryan’s Rescue Squad into tiny little items. It was going to be my revenge for subjecting me to years of Youtube hell. Of all of the ‘web personalities’ that my two daughters find yourself watching, Ryan is undoubtedly the worst. It’s advert-filled rubbish and – someway – the dad and mom within the movies are infinitely extra irritating than Ryan himself. I’m shuddering simply fascinated with them. However I can’t flip the knife. I can’t rip into Ryan’s Rescue Squad, as a result of it’s top-of-the-line platformers on Xbox for youthful gamers, and I’ve…
Ryan’s Rescue Squad Evaluate
Ryan’s Rescue Squad Evaluate
2022-05-01
Dave Ozzy
Professionals:
- A lovely, stable little 2D platformer
- Infuriation and bug free
- Ranges combine issues up properly
Cons:
- Value is on the steep aspect for what you get
- Doesn’t do something significantly new
- It places cash in Ryan’s belief fund
Information:
- Large thanks for the free copy of the sport go to – Bought by TXH
- Codecs – Xbox Sequence X|S, Xbox One, PS4, PS5, Swap, PC
- Model reviewed – Xbox Sequence X
- Launch date – 4 Mar 2022
- Launch value from – £34.99
TXH Rating
3.5/5
Professionals:
- A lovely, stable little 2D platformer
- Infuriation and bug free
- Ranges combine issues up properly
Cons:
- Value is on the steep aspect for what you get
- Doesn’t do something significantly new
- It places cash in Ryan’s belief fund
Information:
- Large thanks for the free copy of the sport go to – Bought by TXH
- Codecs – Xbox Sequence X|S, Xbox One, PS4, PS5, Swap, PC
- Model reviewed – Xbox Sequence X
- Launch date – 4 Mar 2022
- Launch value from – £34.99