No online game character on the earth is as cute as Kirby, proper? Nothing is terrifying or evil a couple of pink blob that may suck up or eat something, and nothing is unsettling in regards to the lore of the video games or the enemies or something.
However hey, no less than the Awoofies are cute. These cute little puppies are discovered in every single place in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. They’ve chubby legs, little noses, and pointy ears. They’re additionally extremely fluffy — who would wish to harm them?? Nicely, us, the participant, apparently.
The official Japanese Kirby Twitter account has shared some fairly monstrous information that has us feeling a bit horrible about ourselves — so we wish to share it with everybody to be sure you wallow in collective guilt with us!
Within the recreation’s hub, Waddle Dee City, there is a character often known as Smart Waddle Dee who shares data that he is collected from gamers everywhere in the world. And a type of bits of element is *gulp* what number of awoofies gamers have killed. And the physique rely of those candy little pups has reached an unlimited excessive — one billion.
Here is a really tough machine translation of what Kirby_JP’s tweet says:
Hiya everybody! That is Waddle Dee.
This time I’ll ship worldwide data!
The variety of Awoofies Kirby has slaughtered has exceeded 1 billion on the earth!
Nevertheless it’s an incredible quantity … As anticipated, Kirby!
As anticipated? Is Smart Waddle Dee saying Kirby is a assassin? Does that imply we’re murderers? We will not take the considered contributing to this excessive quantity — it breaks our hearts. However, properly, it was all for peace and saving the world, proper? That is what we’ll inform ourselves.
The tweet was shared on Reddit, the place consumer razorbeamz revealed that the Japanese phrase for “kill” may also be used to say “defeat”. However kill is clearly the optimum phrase right here for max guilt. Though Google translate makes us really feel even worse through the use of “slaughter”. So we simply really feel unhealthy no matter method it is put.
Nicely, we suppose we set ourselves up after we made this listing the place we ranked the Kirby enemies and the Awoofies positioned fairly extremely:
Do you’re feeling horrible about contributing to the Awoofy demise rely? Or are you prepared to do something to save lots of the world? Tell us your Kirby ideas within the feedback!
