Fall Guys has simply celebrated its free-to-play launch on all platforms, bringing the TV sport show-style battle royale to hundreds of thousands of gamers all over the world. Combining an assortment of vibrantly coloured impediment programs, cute lil’ bean individuals, and usually enjoyable and accessible gameplay, you’d suppose it was all unicorns and rainbows on the planet of Fall Guys. However you’re forgetting in regards to the kinds of gamers that love nothing greater than watching the world burn. Doing completely something of their energy to unleash absolute chaos, and usually simply raining in your parade. Bean girls and bean gentleman, I current you with the 4 kinds of Fall Guys gamers which can be indubitably, probably the most infuriating.
The Relentless See-Noticed Tipper
4 Kinds of Fall Guys Gamers That Simply Like to Watch the World Burn
I’ve spent the previous two nights being haunted by these nightmarish gamers, and have made each the Full Tilt and See-Noticed rounds probably the most infuriating three minutes of my life.
Look, the See-Noticed suggestions. So do the round variants. Let’s all not get giddy with pleasure and begin faceplanting the issues after they’re absolutely vertical in a futile and determined try to achieve the end line. It doesn’t enable you, and it most actually doesn’t assist me as I’m about to leap to these bastions of security which can be the checkpoints dotted between every phase.
Too many occasions have I watched literal mobs of individuals hurling themselves into oblivion, solely to respawn subsequent to me and do it over again.
Am I extremely bitter about failing to advance previous the primary spherical due to these individuals about 10 occasions in a row? Completely. Do I apologize for this hate-fueled rant? No. No, I don’t.
By no means has a sport so colourful and teeming with childlike delight stuffed me with such despair. And it’s all of your fault relentless See-Noticed tippers.
The End Line Taunter
4 Kinds of Fall Guys Gamers That Simply Like to Watch the World Burn
End line taunters aren’t right here to make your life hell as you make your means by way of no matter gauntlet of obstacles you’ve navigated along with your cat-like reflexes, however they’re there to ship you a hammer blow as you lastly attain the end line.
You’ve lastly weaved your means by way of the swinging hammers which have simply efficiently hurled you backwards for the twentieth time. You’ve flung your means throughout a spot with the trapeze, and also you’ve even… someway, crossed the dreaded see-saws. The end line is in sight, and as you get nearer, you make out a colourful blob with its dumb, beady eyes looking at you subsequent to it.
You may inform the little f*cker’s smiling… OK, it doesn’t actually have a mouth, however beneath that costume, you recognize it’s simply smirking because it begins to step again, filling that remaining qualification spot as you desperately soar and dive your strategy to the end line.
The high-pitched chuckle — it positively has an irritating high-pitched chuckle, too — echoing by way of your head because it eliminates you from the sport and sends you again to the foyer display.
End line taunters are the ying to the See-Noticed tippers’ yang, basking within the chaos of Fall Guys like a British couple within the Benidorm solar.
The Grabber
4 Kinds of Fall Guys Gamers That Simply Like to Watch the World Burn
You recognize what’s extra irritating than a Fall Guys spherical the place you simply can’t overcome the obstacles standing in your means? Being nearly to beat the impediment when some buffoon in an Ezio costume grabs you by the ankle as they fall to their demise, dragging you down into the abyss with them.
“Possibly the sport can be good,” you inform your self. “Possibly the sport will put me again on the platform I used to be mere millimeters away from reaching as a result of I used to be so shut…” you nervously mutter.
Your bean boi (or gal) is dropped again on the very begin of the part you naively thought you’d simply cleared.
However the grabber knew that.
That was their plan all alongside.
For this reason we will’t have good issues.
As a result of some cold-hearted psychopath will drag you into the abyss with them the primary probability they get.
Sum Fruit Pusher
4 Kinds of Fall Guys Gamers That Simply Like to Watch the World Burn
Very like their grabbing counterparts within the depths of Fall Guys hell are the Sum Fruit pushers/ blockers. With completely no intention of attempting to achieve the Logic-type sport mode, their solely goal right here is to attempt to block you from really reaching the platform of security, or push you off the platforms completely, into the rising slime earlier than the reply is revealed.
It’s not towards the foundations of Fall Guys, however then once more, nothing is actually towards the foundations of Fall Guys. It doesn’t cease you from being absolutely the worst form of Fall Guys participant, although, and deep down, the Sum Fruit pushers know this!
It’s not too late to save lots of yourselves and discover the sunshine. We’ll embrace you with open arms in the event you depart this lifetime of crimes behind you!
Have you ever encountered any of those Fall Guys gamers? Which is your most dreaded to come across? Tell us within the feedback beneath.
