For no matter purpose, each time November rolls round a selected few take it upon themselves to take part within the web’s self-celibacy problem: No Nut November.
As foolish because it sounds, the celibacy problem has an enormous following on-line. It’s even received its personal devoted neighborhood on the r/nonutnovember subreddit with over 134,000 “nut cumrades” and three,000 “nut spectators.” The foundations for No Nut November, colloquially often called “coitus reservatus” or “The Contest” by Seinfeld enjoyers, are that individuals should abstain from having intercourse, masturbation, or watching something pornographic inside the month of November. In contrast to the nice outdated American pastime of baseball, there aren’t any “three strikes and also you’re out.” You bought one shot to not take so make it rely.
Those that select to take part within the occasion declare it results in a wealth of well being advantages. Even the self-proclaimed musical genius and Hitler apologist, Kanye West, declared that he’s taking part within the problem in an try and cleanse his malleable mind on his official Twitter account. Which simply goes to indicate what going by way of divorce court docket does to a MF.
In that very same spirit, I assumed it’d be enjoyable to level at chuckle at this foolish custom by assembling an inventory of anime characters who wouldn’t shut up about their participation within the problem, solely to fail inside a matter of days, if not minutes. Dishonorable point out goes out to Neon Genesis Evangelion’s Shinji Ikari. You’re nasty and you must get into remedy as an alternative of an enormous robotic.
