Copenhagen Cowboy review: the most boring version of the coolest show

It’s laborious to care a couple of present that doesn’t appear excited by all its finest elements — and meaning it’s even more durable to care about Copenhagen Cowboy. The brand new Netflix sequence from Drive author and director Nicolas Winding Refn has all his trademark stillness, his extremely violence, and his neon-drenched units. It additionally has essentially the most attention-grabbing world his work has ever included. It’s only a disgrace the present doesn’t present it off.

[Ed. note: This post contains spoilers for Copenhagen Cowboy season 1, but you should read it anyway, because this is really the only way you might finish this show.]

Let’s get the essential half, which the present retains hidden, out of the best way first: Copenhagen Cowboy is about Miu, a fortunate spirit who fights folks and offers medication — even when most of her time is simply spent staring on the digital camera in lengthy, practically static close-ups. It’s additionally a couple of household of vampires and the (apparently paper-thin) veil between the supernatural denizens of one other actuality and the Danish legal underworld.

In different phrases, this must be one of the crucial thrilling reveals ever. As an alternative, Refn appears embarrassed by the eccentricities and fantasy of his personal world. The primary two episodes of the present barely even provide a touch on the world it’s set in, letting strangeness do the work that magic may have. Miu spends the primary episode trapped in a Danish brothel that’s seemingly in the midst of nowhere, earlier than escaping within the second down a dust highway that results in a equally remoted Chinese language restaurant.

Moments like these, or when Miu appears to avoid wasting a stillborn child by respiration life into it, are when Copenhagen Cowboy feels prefer it’s on the verge of being one thing, something, extra attention-grabbing than its dour pilot. However, the eternally obstinate Refn steers away from the fae his sequence appears primed to achieve out to, preferring to maintain mentions of blood-drinking and psychic powers on the periphery of a narrative that largely facilities on low-level crime with no magical powers in sight.

Picture: Netflix

Picture: Netflix

This proximity to one thing actually particular isn’t simply restricted to Refn’s story (which he co-wrote with Sara Isabella Jønsson Vedde) both. Refn has all the time been an unimaginable composer of photographs, singularly dedicated to his personal particular aesthetic, and that’s no much less true in Copenhagen Cowboy. However with each massive visible swing from Refn comes the potential for an enormous miss.

When he’s at his finest, Refn can flip sparse concrete rooms and clean partitions into putting backdrops for his characters as claustrophobic close-ups keep skilled on their unmoving faces, letting the actors’ tiniest twitches play out their feelings extra clearly than phrases would possibly. Somewhat than conventional shot/reverse shot dialogue, Refn spends most of Copenhagen Cowboy panning the digital camera in a circle, selecting up a fancy mixture of staging and dialogue between characters who might spend half of their spoken traces off display screen because the digital camera rotates away from them. And, after all, neon lights drench each room so utterly that it appears to eerily drip off the actors’ pores and skin.

However Refn misses about as usually as he hits in Copenhagen Cowboy — even when just a few of these hits are residence runs. One notably jarring instance comes as Miu enters a trance-like state, someplace between a spirit world adjoining to ours and the dirty Danish warehouse she’s assembly against the law boss in. In the course of the scene, Miu dances whereas neon lights shine round and previous her, elongating themselves and her limbs into refracted mild. It’s the form of second that ought to appear to be magic. But it surely doesn’t work. As an alternative it seems to be like Refn misplaced a guess with Netflix CEO Reed Hastings and was compelled to re-create the streaming service’s intro someplace in his sequence. The lights look cartoonishly light and unnatural, and, fairly than one thing transcendent, the scene’s spell breaks, instantly turning it into an embarrassing misfire that lays naked a few of Refn’s least efficient pretensions.

However all of this solely makes the present’s true highlights extra irritating. Buried contained in the practically six hours of stillness, quietness, and sometimes goofy photographs is a tremendously cool present about Netherworld creatures haunting the streets and forest of Denmark, carving paths for themselves out of the seediest elements of the world. Refn appears to wish to say that if these underworlds are already primed to soak up and exploit the presents of outcasts from the human world, why ought to they scoff on the outcasts of the supernatural world? Everybody’s acquired one thing to supply, so why ought to a spirit in a blue tracksuit be any totally different?

However the job of digging that wonderful premise out of the present too usually feels Herculean. In sharp distinction to Refn’s earlier sequence, Too Previous to Die Younger — which suffered from comparable issues however usually threw itself into bursts of ardour the place actors had been allowed to go lengthy on unhinged, explicative monologues about issues like how the world would possibly finish — Copenhagen Cowboy’s dialogue is frustratingly turgid and caught within the moment-to-moment machinations of its plot.

When the sequence lastly does let free, largely on this season’s ultimate episode as spirits converge and the vampire looking them emerges, it turns into much more troublesome to not mourn all that wasted time and all of the hours this present spent not being even half this attention-grabbing.

None of that is to say that Refn shouldn’t have all of the static pictures and putting photographs he needs, however when there’s not any clear level or that means behind these photographs, they begin to grate over the course of a six-hour season. That is much more true when the choice was the beautiful Danish monster sequence he created however appears tragically bored by.

Six episodes of Copenhagen Cowboy are actually streaming on Netflix.