Overwatch characters are sizzling. We all know it, Blizzard is aware of it, porn artists understand it, and after seven years, Blizzard is lastly giving the individuals what they need: an Overwatch relationship sim expertise the place you’ll be able to date a few of the heroes. Sadly, the alternatives of romance choices are very restricted. So Mercy and Genji followers, Loverwatch is for you.
Loverwatch is a relationship sim browser sport that can launch on February 13 and keep on-line till February 28. It is going to give gamers an opportunity to choose between Mercy and Genji, two of probably the most sexless characters in Overwatch, with the assistance of Hanzo dressed as Cupid. Have a look at him, taking part in wingman for his brother. You like to see it. The sport could have a secret ending that can unlock a themed spotlight intro for Hanzo that you need to use in Overwatch 2.
Blizzard may be very clear that the occasions of Loverwatch are non-canonical, so for those who’re a person kissing Genji, don’t learn into that as a chunk of capital L Lore. So far as we all know, Soldier: 76 and Tracer are the one members of the alphabet mafia, no matter who Mercy and Genji are smooching in Loverwatch.
However Blizzard, what concerning the suave goober that’s Baptiste? What about bearded daddy Soldier: 76? What about Reaper earlier than he turned an evil edgelord and was as an alternative only a good-looking bastard with a goatee? You need me to this point the strolling swimsuit of armor in a hoodie who’s a canonical loner and possibly says he wants therapeutic throughout intercourse? Mercy’s not a nasty choose, although. She’s a nurturing particular person who will put within the work within the relationship.
Hopefully what’s beginning out as a Valentine’s Day gag will ultimately grow to be an actual factor, or on the very least Blizzard updates Loverwatch with new choices yearly. Let me date all the lads of Overwatch, Blizzard. As a result of the world is aware of they may use some love.