{"id":34207,"date":"2022-10-22T14:27:45","date_gmt":"2022-10-22T14:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gamepirenews.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/22\/new-tales-from-the-borderlands-review-ps5\/"},"modified":"2022-10-22T14:27:45","modified_gmt":"2022-10-22T14:27:45","slug":"new-tales-from-the-borderlands-review-ps5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gamepirenews.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/22\/new-tales-from-the-borderlands-review-ps5\/","title":{"rendered":"New Tales from the Borderlands Review (PS5)"},"content":{"rendered":"


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There\u2019s an argument to be made that 2014\u2019s Tales from the Borderlands is definitely the perfect recreation within the Borderlands collection. Now, maintain on. Don\u2019t go typing up your offended feedback simply but. Hear us out.<\/p>\n

Typically you simply desire a capital V capital G Video Sport that\u2019s about operating and leaping and taking pictures and looting and the correct Borderlands video games are a protected choice to choose up and play on that entrance. Nevertheless it\u2019s arduous to disregard that the franchise has a considerably inversely proportional relationship between the tightness of the gameplay and high quality of the writing: because the taking pictures acquired higher, the dialogue acquired worse and the jokes grew extra irritating.<\/p>\n

Inside their respective genres, bearing in mind what they got down to do, Tales might be probably the most profitable recreation within the collection: it\u2019s humorous, with an attention-grabbing story, likeable characters, and at instances it\u2019s genuinely shifting. No person was as stunned as us about that. A Telltale Borderlands recreation? Insanity! Nevertheless it labored.<\/p>\n

Quick-forward eight years and right here we’re with New Tales From The Borderlands, much less a sequel to the Telltale unique and extra of an alternate actuality model of the identical concept. What would have occurred in 2014 if as a substitute of partnering with Telltale of their prime to make a extra story-focused recreation within the Borderlands franchise, Gearbox simply made it themselves? Nicely, that is the end result. And it\u2019s garbage<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Happening after Borderlands 3 however with out actually requiring any data of any earlier Borderlands video games to know the story, New Tales has three playable characters that you just\u2019ll management at numerous factors all through the ten hour journey.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s Anu, a wise however anxious scientist who\u2019s a pacifist inexplicably working for a weapons producer. There\u2019s Fran, a frozen yogurt vendor in a hoverchair who has anger administration points. And there\u2019s Octavio, a hipster moron who’s launched to us in a cutscene wherein he rebukes a pizza vendor for his or her \u201cproblematic\u201d exaggerated-a Italian-a accent-a. It\u2019s as cringe inducing because it sounds.<\/p>\n

The three heroes aren\u2019t a lot characters as they’re merely vessels for the subsequent insipid gag. Anu, for instance, is the intelligent one within the gang proper up till she must be an fool for a joke to land. One minute she\u2019s fixing difficult physics issues, and the subsequent she doesn\u2019t know the way a door deal with works. And that\u2019s the punchline. LOL<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Fran and Octavio are equally troubled. Fran\u2019s complete character relies round her speaking about frozen yogurt, creepily providing to provide individuals mouth-to-mouth once they clearly don\u2019t want it, and punching individuals actual arduous. That\u2019s it. Octavio simply does the stupidest factor conceivable in each scenario to tug the story out a bit of longer. At one level he forgets what the place he works at \u2014 the place he is spent half the sport, by the best way \u2014 seems to be like. They get about ten minutes out of that zinger.<\/p>\n

The aspect characters are a combined bag. There\u2019s a robotic murderer going by an ethical quandary about how they make their residing and so they\u2019re in all probability probably the most well-rounded and attention-grabbing character within the recreation. There\u2019s a girl who shouts so much. There\u2019s a speaking gun that claims \u201cBang!\u201d each time it shoots. Many of the aspect characters both disappear for half the sport after which flip up for the final chapter or just go nowhere.<\/p>\n

Rhys from the unique Tales from the Borderlands has a small function within the first chapter and in the event you suppose what they did with him in Borderlands 3 was a slap within the face to followers of the Telltale recreation then this isn\u2019t going to make you are feeling any higher. Not content material with ruining their very own characters, New Tales from the Borderlands retroactively ruins the unique Tales from the Borderlands by turning its protagonist into simply one other Borderlands gag\u2122. So thanks for that.<\/p>\n

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Each once in a while between inane comedy routines there\u2019s a narrative to be instructed. It includes a magic rock that has the facility to assist humanity however there\u2019s baddies who wish to use it for their very own nefarious ends. It\u2019s a slight, low stakes narrative and even at solely ten hours it feels drawn out, with lengthy, boring sections the place nothing remotely attention-grabbing occurs to push the story ahead.<\/p>\n

By the ultimate chapter we simply didn\u2019t care any extra. Not one of the progress feels earned or deserved. After which as a remaining insult, once we acquired to the ending we have been instructed that one of many principal characters had died, off display, with no rationalization by any means for the way or why. It was like Poochie flying off to his house planet and dying in a crash in that episode of The Simpsons<\/em>. Utter nonsense.<\/p>\n

All the things about New Tales looks like a poor model of the unique, even right down to the music. The primary recreation featured a licensed soundtrack that was at instances expertly employed. Right here, there\u2019s licensed music however it\u2019s thrown collectively seemingly at random. There\u2019s a tacky montage scene of the gang attending to know one another backed by a low key, virtually dream-pop observe, and later a quiet, extra reflective scene backed by a jaunty, extra upbeat piece.<\/p>\n

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Gameplay-wise, you\u2019ll primarily be strolling about and fixing quite simple puzzles, speaking to individuals, and making decisions. There\u2019s minigames, too, for issues like hacking and fixing issues, however these are borderline unattainable to fail so we\u2019re unsure why they exist. There\u2019s quick-time occasions to maintain the motion scenes however these are equally forgiving, and even assist you to hit the unsuitable button after which simply strive once more till you get it proper.<\/p>\n

One such fast time occasion \u2014 which we have now to say as a result of it\u2019s so absurd \u2014 includes a personality combating sharks. However as a substitute of seeing them battle the sharks, we see Octavio commentating on how the battle goes whereas button prompts pop up on display. It goes on for approach too lengthy and it\u2019s so wildly unfunny that we do not know if it\u2019s even supposed to be a joke.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re unsure if the developer simply couldn\u2019t be bothered to animate the battle with the sharks or if this entire bit is a few form of subversive commentary on the futility of fast time occasions that simply doesn\u2019t land, however regardless of the cause for it, let your ol’ buddies at Push Sq.<\/strong> provide you with a fiver’s value of free recommendation: if in case you have a shark battle, you present the shark battle. Everybody desires to see the shark battle. It is a f****** shark battle<\/em>!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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We are able to scarcely recall an event the place we have been extra disenchanted by a sequel than New Tales from the Borderlands. We needed to like this. We might have accepted liking it. However we hate<\/em> this recreation. This can be a ten-hour narrative journey that feels 4 instances so long as it must be, with dreadful characters, and appalling, relentlessly unfunny jokes. It is a spectacular misfire, its solely success to talk of being the uncommon instance of a sequel so dangerous that it ruins the unique, too.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n